If I was a profession I'd be: Drooling
If I was a country I'd be: Rather large, lazy, old, and content with moving slowly
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Very wet.
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Tangy and saliva-enticing.
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: in many, many photographs and memoirs.
If I was a store I'd be: crumbling to the ground
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: made out of shoe-stuff
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Banished
If I was a swear word I'd be: over-rated
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: smothered in nasty rainbow sprinkles
If I was a disease I'd be: sitting on a roof
If I was a board game I'd be: bored
If I was a feeling I'd be: -no comment-
If I was a president I'd be: LOL
If I was a war I'd be: picking my nose
If I was a city I'd be: annoying.
If I was a celebrity I'd be: A little clone-copy of a barbie doll!
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Cavity-fighting COLGATEGIRL!
If I was a business I'd be: Warm and squishy
If I was a currency I'd be: unable to travel
If I were a month, I'd be: October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Only one of seven
If I were a time of day, I'd be: here and gone before you could blink
If I were a planet, I'd be: Grumpy
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a 20-ton squid
If I were a direction, I'd be: THAT WAY!
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Broken redwood
If I were a sin, I'd be: Envy
If I were a liquid, I'd be: solid
If I were a tree, I'd be: a red-head
If I were a bird, I'd be: franticly chirping
If I were a tool, I'd be: rusty and buried in the sandbox
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: calm and healing
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: loud-mouthed
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a Euph with a smooth and blending melody that could melt the heart away
If I were an animal, I'd be: oddly colored and fragrent
If I were a superhero, some little discrete sidekick
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: eaten
If I were a sound, I'd be: creepy
If I were an element, I'd be: Iodine
If I were a car, I'd be: clunkyold but reliable
If I were a song, I'd be: ongoing
If I were a book, I'd be: edible
If I were a food, I'd be: TOMATO!!!!!!!!
If I were a material, I'd be: a possesion
If I were a taste, I'd be: not a person
If I were a word, I'd be: omnious
If I were a body part, I'd be: LOLTOES!
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: -blankexpression-
If I were a shape, I'd be a: line
If I were a number, I'd be: High
If I were a band, I'd be: a one-man-wonder
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: ORANGE